♥ Unpredictable Pleasure ♥

I wonder if I were a guy, will I ever be ‘brave’ (read: cheesy) enough to be using these pick-up lines on others…Hahaha! (and owh… the answer is yes…I did search the Net for these lines. but… No. I didn’t search for these so I can use them okayyy. Well maybe…but just for the sake of having a good laugh!)

Word of caution for the guys: You might either end up with a date if she gets your jokes (even the dirty ones) but if she has a trouble time understanding what the eff you’re mumbling to her…chances are you’ll get a hard slap in the face or worst, a kick in the ‘tutt’. Lmao!

However, personally I think pick up lines are cute! It’s a lot, lot funnier than having someone come up to you and started discussing about the whether!! Hey don’t lie…would you choose to discuss about the whether or start a conversation with a good laugh?? Lalalalala..:)

Tapiiiii…kadang-kadang bikin geli juga lah. Eeeeee!

1. I lost my virginity… can I have yours?

2. I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.

3. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

4. Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

6. Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.

7. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

8. Hi, I’m throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?

9. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

10. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

11. I have only three months to live. ..

12. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

13. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

14. How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?

15. The word of the day is LEGS, so let’s go to my house and spread the word.I may not be the best looking here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

16. How do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?

17. My name is [your name], remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

18. I noticed you have been checking me out the whole night so I decided to give you a chance to talk me.

19. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.

20. Are you a gardener? ‘cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together..

21. My love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in..

22. You’re last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm… GOOD

23. If you were drugs, I would overdose.

24. If you were a guy, I’d be gay for you.

25. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell all my friends that we did it anyway.