♥ Unpredictable Pleasure ♥

I’ve been practicing my Kungfu moves since the day I went to watch IpMan with my parents and bro on Christmas Day. Yeah..We went for movies on Christmas.. and it was all good! How actually did I practice my moves? One of it is by Kungfu-ing my brother..I’m just born to be a very bad lil’ sister.. If he haven’t wake up at 2pm and my mother has started her long episodes of scolding for about an hour trying to make him get up (which obviously fails everytime mum), this is where my KungFu takes place (I get irritated too you know)! and owh, did I tell you how cool IpMan is. Bruce Lee learns his moves from this man ok.

Let me brief you through the process.. I will start knocking the door like I have a warrant for a pusher’s arrest, I’ll use up my vocals (in high note) and start to fill the air with “wuiiiiiiii… bangunnnn lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!“, and the last thing would be standing in one foot, both hands in ‘the snake’ position and here comes the good part .. one foot kicking off his blanket and pillow, followed by “Wachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”. I don’t really think he realized what happened since he only responded with “em ya ya.. jap lagi saya bangun..“. I was even doing the Bruce Lee impersonation just to get the kick out of things. Brother will eventually wake up and say “Psychoooo!”. Yay! Mission accomplished.

I have five big dogs (not breed ones mind you, just plain kampung ones.Hehe) and they actually bark a lot. And they hate the trash truck so much. You can hear them howling non-stop and it iritates me so much I had to go out, and repeatedly finding myself scolding these dogs (as if they understand me). I’m not crazy but I will be if they don’t stop barking like mad dogs every single day. This is also where I practice my Kungfu moves.. or as a pitcher in a Baseball game. I’ll grab those Japanese slippers (a.k.a Selipar Jepun..bear with me.. am trying to make things looks classy here), trying to scare off these dogs with my precise throwing abilities..but most of the time I’ll just hit the gates. I’m not that cruel you see. I just need anger management courses. Yikes. Did I or did I not just made a public announcement that I’m just a nutcrack? Owh well.